Splitters
I don’t have much to say about these little guys. Oh yea, except one thing: Oh my fuck, these things are so useful.
Only one is pictured but I’m giving away three of them. They’re just basic 1/8″ audio splitters, for basic shit like your computer’s headphone jack or your Walkman. They still sell Walkmans, right?
Just in case the workings of this mind-blowing technology has evaded your understanding, here’s how these work. You plug one end in to something. You then plug two things in to the other end. Everything in the middle, Witchcraft!
I use one at work and at home so that I can have speakers and headphones plugged in to my computer. And since speakers have nifty on/off switches, I can move seamlessly from public noise blast to private ear damage.
Three of them are up for grabs because I actually bought five a while back. For one measly American human dollar apiece. Because these things are just that good, I’m keeping one (and already gave one away.) Maybe one more will go away later but hey, that’s later. Jump on one while you can.
Published on December 18, 2009

OK… I know I can talk like a sailor at times. I have no problem with freedom of speech, but I showed someone your site and they asked why you had to use profanity so much. I can’t answer for you so I thought I’d got straight to you for the answer.
I wish that this person would comment or contact me personally, wherein we could discuss the origins and repercussions of social taboos, unless this is an “I’ve got this friend, see” sort of situation. The liberally abbreviated version:
For the same reason you use the words that you do.
No.…I wasn’t using the “I have this friend” as a cover. I’m your mom and I have never been afraid to tell you exactly what I think. I don’t think the F word is necessary to get the point across — but that’s your call. It is your decision, and you are the one who is ultimately responsible with how you come across to others and to God. Trust me I know this …as I have enough “fail” on my plate for the both of us!
Oh and I also realize this site is appealing and most likely viewed by those of your age bracket as opposed to the older (and perhaps verbally conservative) crowd.
This site is a wholly selfish endeavor, and I do not plan on compromising my voice. I invite those offended to not read.
I’m really enjoying the mother-son dialogue/dynamic!
CAREB DO YOU HAS ANY LEFTS OKTHNXBAIS =D