Small Plastic Drawer One
Yes, another series of drawers. I promise this is the last set.
This also contains the first item I’m putting up for sale, rather than give away. Readers have the first chance to purchase. If at the end of the week it’s still unsold I’ll put it up on Craigslist. And we know what a pack of vultures that might attract.
- A comb. Thrilling.
- A small black box holding my retainers from High School. Holy crap, why do I still have these?!
- An old toothbrush.
- A key to…I don’t know.
- My deposit register. Thank you online banking, for rendering this a neatly bound pile of scrap paper.
- Expired allergy medicine.
- 41 cents of postage.
- TI-89 calculator. It’s been used three times ever. Comes with the calculator, cover, and software.
$50 OBO.Nah, I just gave it away to somebody. Selling shit holds no interest for me anymore.
Published on January 18, 2010
They will take your comb and toothbrush and a half-crab half-Caleb clone — thus spawning the progenitor of the Crab-babble people.
Haha, the truth is the only item that can be taken besides the calculator is the postage. I don’t think I can legally distribute expired medicine. I’d rather not give out my deposit register or the mystery key. And, as you’ve pointed out, I don’t need DNA from the other items contributing to any sort of future mutant retard master race.
I’d be more worried about a shaman getting hold of your toothbrush and going to voodoo town on it. I hear they’ve been having trouble with the indigenous shaman population up there in SLO-town.