100 Days of Less

November
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December
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January
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February
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Plastic Drawer Three

It should be obvi­ous by now, my draw­ers have no sys­tem of orga­ni­za­tion. Mem­o­ries next to poi­son next to strip­per con­tact infor­ma­tion. Or in this case, golf balls and dis­pos­able razors. Of course!

Plastic drawer containing golf balls and disposable razors

Any­body hav­ing so much as a casual affair with the game of golf will notice two things.

Part of me wants to just go out and play for as many hours in a row as it takes to lose the whole drawer. But it isn’t real­is­tic, and I think I know enough tal­ented golfers that will be will­ing to drop them in a lake, one by one, on my behalf. First come, first serve, free.

Oh, and if you want some sen­si­tive skin dis­pos­able BIC razors, I guess you can have those too.

Published on January 9, 2010

7 Responses to “Plastic Drawer Three”

  1. Melody Fury says:

    I’ll snag the razors. 2 blades?

  2. Hans says:

    I take the golf stuff… I have only been golf­ing like 3 times but my friend is try­ing to get me into it

    • Caleb says:

      Hahaha ok Hans, I’ll DM you my address so you can pick it up. This is going to be hilar­i­ous because when the good golfers I know see this post they’re gonna shit that I gave the ProV1s to a noob. :P

  3. Yellow says:

    HALFWAY

  4. Cory says:

    Lit­tle do you know, Yel­low is start­ing a shrine to you one piece at a time.

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