Oh Oh It’s Magic
You know, if I took the value of each card as one cent, I’d still be looking at a box of $50–100. But somebody once told me, “Money is for suckers.” So I’ve handed the box over to a group of guys who still play the game.
Did you notice what I did there, where I just sidestepped how I had a giant box of Magic cards like a complete fucking nerd. Isn’t it great being in charge of what’s printed?
Published on January 15, 2010

I’m bringin it back
Wang or Paarde need this immediately.
Wang already took it.
I just found my old box of… not magic cards… but being broke as a joke I’m going to sell the really expensive ones. Wang, I’ll give you the rest next time I’m there.