Fedoras
The foreground hat is by Ben Sherman and sized “S/M,” or at least I’m hoping that refers to the size. The white lid in the back is a Small, has some kind of coffee or soda stain on the back, and is low on material quality and craftsmanship.
I recommend the former.
If you walk into a bar these days you’ll probably see a dozen douchebags sporting fedoras. I’ll have you know two things:
- Yes, wearing this does turn you into a complete asshole.
- With that said, it’s an entertaining hat to wear while you get sloshed.
They’re great props at different stages of conversation. You can start a conversation cold by putting it on somebody’s head, but be wary of girls throwing a shitfit over their precious hair. You can pass it around the a group and have everybody try it and take pictures. Hitting it off with a girl? Just put it on her, and let her wear it all night while you hang out.
However: Now that I’ve written all this it turns out these will make great photography props for the mother. So you can’t have them. Ha!
Oh yea, and Merry Christmas!
Published on December 25, 2009
