Antiquated Ink Machine
Holy shit, remember when people used to print? Wasn’t that hilarious? Then everybody not called The Government discovered the interwebz, kids realized they didn’t have to empty a color cartridge putting porn to paper, and these fuckers turned damn near useless.
Personal printers that is. There is the rare occasion when we need to print or fax some steaming pile of personal information to our local bureaucracy. That’s why God invented Kinko’s.
This is a Lexmark X7350 All-in-One beast. Printer, scanner, ball-washer, it does it all. I don’t know what the ink levels are, and don’t ask. I haven’t used it in over a year.
I’ll have my friends know, when I opened this up to give it a wipe-down, I found a small square of duct tape with a question mark on the inside of the scanning lid. Well played, assholes.
Update: Saved from being sent to the electronics recyclers by DK.
Published on December 10, 2009
I can’t tell you how many times I had to FAX stuff to Allstate and other various organizations! I was glad I had a scanner/fax etc…It was easier than going all the way to Chico to use Kinko’s!
Hahahaha. That was from the day I put about a hundred of those in your room. I think it was back in ’06? I’m proud that one brought you joy after that long.