Alarm Clock
It’s amazing how many alarm clocks completely suck at their single designated function, waking my lazy ass up. This goes quadruple for cell phones. I imagine, from all the cell phones I’ve owned over the years, that designing and implementing the alarm clock interface is ritual hazing for telecom interns. They’re just fucking wretched.
This cheap contraption gets the job done well. Big numbers, limited options, and a deadly squeal to shoot you out of bed. Luckily Apple hired somebody with opposable thumbs and a hard skull to design their phone’s alarm clock, so I wont be needing this one anymore. Anybody want it?
Published on December 24, 2009
